Word count: 10,000
Rating: 15? Attempted suicide, self-mutilation, violence, swearing.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the Potterverse.
Summary: Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. It just sounds silly.
Title: Death In Love
Word count: 3000
Warnings: Sexual content, slight injury, PPP (pretentious purple prose).
Summary: “Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HP/LV.
Death In Love